FAST EDDIE

That old fast Eddie McClintok well he won’t get out of bed
He likes to drink his coffee black but he likes his johhny red
The day has come the race to run white rabbit sets the pace
Fast Eddie’s gonna keep it slow, cause slow and steady wins the race

Grandmas on the kitchen table making ketchup pie
Grandpas on the front porch with a gallon jug of shine
Don’t get into a cage match with a 7 foot racoon
And don’t let grandma and grandpa pick that, pick that old mushroom

Don’t try to find a point or any meaning to this song
You can guess it’s to the reason you can guess but you’ll be wrong
We’re just a puddle full of useful mass, things that you should know
Don’t park in the grass, don’t feed the bears, don’t piss to the wind
And don’t eat yellow snow

Grandmas on the kitchen table making ketchup pie
Grandpas on the front porch with a gallon jug of shine
We’re just a puddle full of useful mass, things that you should know
That old fast Eddie Mcclintok well now, how fast can you go